Saturday, May 21, 2005

TWO REELY BIG SHEWS

Best Slam Poetry in Vancouver
Vancouver Poetry Slam Semi-Finals
Monday, May 23
Heritage Hall in Vancouver
Doors at 8, Show at 9
$10 to get in
The best darned slam poets in Vancouver will compete to represent Vancouver at the US Nationals in August and at the Canadian Festival of Spoken Word in October.
Feature: T.O.F.U. Mike McGee, Shane Koyczan and CR Avery

Best Garage Sale in Port Moody
Easthill Garage Sale
Saturday May 28
Sunday May 29
Cornell, Cambridge, Cardiff Ways in Port Moody
Officially 9am-4pm but lots of people come early. If you stay late we will give you beer.
250 CARPORTS FULL OF STUFF YOUR NEIGHBOURS DON'T NEED ANY MORE
Best stuff on Saturday
Best deals on Sunday
Free stuff on Sunday night
Monster street party Saturday (drink beer, eat pizza and ask yourself, WHY DID I BUY LIME GREEN SIZE 14 IN-LINE SKATES?)

question: what do these two events have in common?

mompoet - procrastinating and listening to three grade 6 girls in the bathroom dressing up as aliens to make a science project movie. Do aliens wear lip gloss?

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