Tuesday, May 10, 2005

How to have fun when you study

even when the study cards get lost and you can't find them and you have to write them all over again and you feel tired:

Finish the real study cards then put some funny ones in that will make your daughter laugh. Here are a couple of samples:

Q: Why did Mrs. Aldrin name her boy Edwin?
A: She wanted to name him Walter but the dog was already named Walter.

Q: What is the name of Saturn's third moon?
A: Jellywog Paprika bunny

Q: What kind of pizzas do they eat on Mars?
A: They eat tortellini on Mars, not pizza!

Q: What two planets look like avocados?
A: Peter and Amanda
and the perennial

Q: What is Uranus made of?
A: Gas
(Which is actually true)

and the total and final silly

Q: What is Neil Armstrong's favourite potato song?
A: Hoppity-hop, I'm a Moon-Spud Wolly-Goggle Yadda Yadda Yadda Boom
(Neil Armstrong was not as musical as Louis Armstrong)

I sure hope the teacher asks the kids to hand in their cards for extra points. I love it when he does that and we have laced the deck with silly cards.

question: If it ain't fun then what good is it?
mompoet - Wolly-Gogglin' along

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