even when the study cards get lost and you can't find them and you have to write them all over again and you feel tired:
Finish the real study cards then put some funny ones in that will make your daughter laugh. Here are a couple of samples:
Q: Why did Mrs. Aldrin name her boy Edwin?
A: She wanted to name him Walter but the dog was already named Walter.
Q: What is the name of Saturn's third moon?
A: Jellywog Paprika bunny
Q: What kind of pizzas do they eat on Mars?
A: They eat tortellini on Mars, not pizza!
Q: What two planets look like avocados?
A: Peter and Amanda
and the perennial
Q: What is Uranus made of?
A: Gas
(Which is actually true)
and the total and final silly
Q: What is Neil Armstrong's favourite potato song?
A: Hoppity-hop, I'm a Moon-Spud Wolly-Goggle Yadda Yadda Yadda Boom
(Neil Armstrong was not as musical as Louis Armstrong)
I sure hope the teacher asks the kids to hand in their cards for extra points. I love it when he does that and we have laced the deck with silly cards.
question: If it ain't fun then what good is it?
mompoet - Wolly-Gogglin' along
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