Friday, May 20, 2005

mompoet weekend forecast

We're staying home this weekend. Here's my prediction for our basically unscripted Victoria Day stretch:

Probability of taking Alex to see Revenge of the Sith 99.9%
Probability of Andy and me walking to the other side of the inlet with the dog 100%
Probability of doing that twice during the weekend 75%
Probability of rhubarb pecan muffins 98%
Probability of church 100%
Probability of children getting up to go to church 42%
Probability of pizza on Friday night 101%
Probability of watching The Corporation on DVD (finally) 97%
Probability of balancing chequebook, paying bills, cleaning out laundry room, putting winter clothes into attic, bottling wine, rearranging casserole/tupperware cupboard, figuring out who owns which toothbrush head, dusting 75% for all of the above 100% for 75% of the above
Probability of reading for more than one hour in a row 80%
Probability of dramatic patio light installation in front garden 100% (they're bumble bees)
Probability of me washing and vacuuming out my car HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sorry that's too funny
Probabilty of wasting time 100%
Probability of going to the mall -5%
Probability of sitting out in a carport with the neighbours and a glass of wine 86%
Probability of organized sport on TV or real life 0%
Probability of getting pinned to the couch by a cat 63%
Probability of rain WHO CARES!

question: whatcha doing this weekend?

mompoet - breathing out

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