stupid jokes you can make with your family about the toilet that has been removed

"Dance me to the end of tub."
"MOM!!! Get me a funnel!!!!"
"Now the cat doesn't need a litter box."
"If you get stuck in there, you'll have to stand on a stool to get out."
and the ubiquitous
"Don't fall in!"

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mompoet - enjoying toilet humour