How to disentangle pasta
How to roast a marshmallow
How to make "Beet Surprise Cake"
How to use an oven properly - an amazing technique using only 3 letters!
How to become a college professor
How to become a CIA agent (comes with a warning - "this career is potentially life-threatening")
How to become an astronaut
How to protect chickens from predators
How to get the men in your house to put the toilet seat down
(warning - this one advocates withholding sex until the toilet seat gets put down - but it's confusing because the topic is "how to get the men in your house to...." what kind of a house is this?)
How to tell a knock-knock joke
How to greet the Pope
question: what the???
mompoet - you can do anything (maybe not very well, but you can do it)
4 comments:
Greetings. The bandleader of the Friends of the Friendless marching band,aka Carol,has suggested the band members do a sort of meet`n`greet. I call myself Mango Lane and I am a blog groupie. I don`t have a blog but I like to read them. I checked out the ehow on being a CIA agent. I was quite intrigued by the information until I read one must be an American citizen. Alas, I`m Canadian.
Wow, your wonderful girlfriend....all these how to's and pole dancing too! You're my new hero! Love your site, and your insights. Thanks for visiting me....I'll be sure to check in on you regularly. Kathy
Eccentricity makes the internet what it is. :-)
Hey Pearl, Mango and Kathy, how about we go get jobs with the CIA (I'm Canadian too, they've just got to let us in). We could all pose as pole dancers and take down international criminals in exotic dance clubs all over the world.
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