Tuesday, July 04, 2006

what to do if you can't sleep

Teenager who will not be named: Guess what I did last night, Mom?

Mom: What did you do last night?

TWWNBN: I taught myself to snore.

Mom: Huh?

TWWNBN: It was 12:30 and I couldn't sleep so I just went snnnnzzzz snt snnnnzzz...

Mom: You did?

TWWNBN: Yup. Now I can snore.

Mom: That's good.

question: what do you do when you cannot sleep?

mompoet: beam me up, snotty

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