Teenager who will not be named: Guess what I did last night, Mom?
Mom: What did you do last night?
TWWNBN: I taught myself to snore.
Mom: Huh?
TWWNBN: It was 12:30 and I couldn't sleep so I just went snnnnzzzz snt snnnnzzz...
Mom: You did?
TWWNBN: Yup. Now I can snore.
Mom: That's good.
question: what do you do when you cannot sleep?
mompoet: beam me up, snotty
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