My dog is having puppies right now. What can I do?
I have a sudden yearning to write a sestina. I wonder how to do that?
My reputation is besmirched. I need a quick and easy way to restore my good name.
I like Robert, but he just ignores me when I try to makes friends. I'll do anything to get him to like me!
The best parts are the chippy little tips at the end of each short instruction list. Guess which tip goes with which problem...
- If companionship is your goal, consider a dog. They're better company and more reliable than a person whose friendship can be bought.
- Mention the rumors in a direct but nonconfrontational way: "Burt, I heard that some folks think I am having an affair with Helen in graphics. I'm sure you know there's no truth to the matter."
- Stage two of labor begins with full dilation of the cervix and ends with full delivery of the first puppy. Stage three begins after delivery of the first puppy and ends with the expulsion of the placenta.
- Do not be discouraged by peers claiming to be poets. When you hear a poet say how much he or she dislikes writing in form, remember that a great artist sees the opportunities in every canvas, regardless or shape or size. A poor artist sees only the limitations.
Question: No need, I can ask ehow!
mompoet - stepping toward Stepford