Mom (me): Oh my goodness! Did you see that ad for the new MacBook Air? It fits in an inter-office envelope!
Fi: It's really thin!
Mom: It sure is!
Fi: I'd be scared it would crack or something.
Mom: It wouldn't crack.
Dad: Someone would sit on it.
Mom: Nobody would sit on it.
Fi: You're the one that sat on the cat, Mom.
Dad: Yeah, you're the one who sat on the cat.
Fi: If anyone sat on a MacBook Air it would be you.
Dad: Yeah, it would be you.
Fi: You'd sit on it and it would crack.
Mom: Thanks a lot. Thank you for that.
Fi: I love you Mom.
Mom: I know.
Fi and Dad: (laughing their heads off)
Mom: Yeah, thanks, I love you guys too.
question: so what's so bad about accidentally sitting on a cat? That does not mean I will sit on a computer!
mompoet - careful where I sit these days
ps - the (so called) family says I should sign off: "Mac in my crack" hmmm