I meant to post this last night, but ended up going over to Kirsi's house for a visit. So now it's Saturday morning. Oh well...
Overheard at our house (hint, the internet police is a main character)
Me: Hey I.P.!
I.P.: (from behind closed bedroom door) What?
Me: Have you seen our dental floss? It's not in the drawer in the bathroom.
I.P.: Oh, I have, I'll give it to you.
Me: What were you doing with it?
I.P.: I used it to measure my bed.
Me: Oh. Well, don't bother rolling it back in. Throw out the stuff you used to measure your bed and and will use new to floss.
question: What do you use to measure your bed?
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