Thursday, December 10, 2009

distribution list

dear valued company member(s)
please consider the following options for delivery of office supplies
a) Monday, Wednesday, Friday
b) Monday, Tuesday, Thursday
c) Tuesday, Thursday, Friday
respond by 3pm Tuesday for option a)
by 4pm Wednesday for option b) and
ASAP for option c)

Reply to all
dear all
my personal first choice is a), although b) or c)
would be just fine too
thanks for asking
smileycon wink

Reply to all
dear all
are you crazy?
anything other than option c)
will destroy us
and all civilized life
growlycon fang symbol

Reply to all
dear all
um
I'm not sure

Reply to all
dear all
I have no preference

dear valued company member(s)
DO NOT REPLY TO ALL
ALL DO NOT NEED TO RECEIVE REPLIES
just reply to me
sincerely
sender

Reply to all
dear all
c) sounds good
btw - who do we email to book a massage appointment?

Reply to all
have the hockey tickets been drawn?
if not, I choose option b)
the game is on Friday
and I don't want to miss it
waiting for a stationery delivery

dear last two respondents (and all)
DO NOT REPLY TO ALL
ONLY REPLY TO ME
NOBODY ELSE REPLY TO ALL

Reply to all
what is this all about?
I lost the original email
can somebody fill me in?

Reply to all
it's about office supply deliver dates
scroll down luddite

Reply to all
SHUT UP YOU GUYS!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPLY TO ALL!

dear valued company members
due to overwhelming response to our survey
we have selected the following dates for office supply delivery:
d)Saturday, and Thursday at 10pm
please send no further responses
this survey is closed
thank you for your participation
really

Reply to all
I'm not sure which I like best
can you send more info? maybe a link?
is there video?

Reply to all
SHUT UP! STOP REPLYING TO ALL!
WE DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR REPLIES!

Reply to all
Hey you yelling guy
stop telling everyone to shut up
if you don't want to read the message, just delete it
be polite

dear valued company member
due to technical upgrades
the company email system will
be
.....

1 comment:

Pearl said...

tee hee. and on the 7th day god created email. we're still waiting for the 8th day of the week for sense.